Oh, no...poor kiddo and poor Mama.
If you really want, I'll get out my Trouble Dolls tonight and perform a sincere incantation. What day do you want the baby to be born? I'm going to say late Saturday.
I don't know what a Trouble Doll is, and I do know that I don't want any trouble, but that said, yes--late Saturday would be lovely. : )
Today would be lovely, too. Or tomorrow.
If you wait until Sunday, the new kid and I will share a birthday, along with Peter Frampton, Queen Isabella, Immanuel Kant and Jack Nicholson.