Wednesday, February 12, 2014

My Future Little Art Historian

The not-quite-2-year-old while looking at a picture of Grant Wood's American Gothic (apropos of nothing):

She grumpy. [Pause] He grumpy, too!

Monday, February 10, 2014

More Thoughts on Mortality

The 4-year-old to her not-quite-2-year-old sister in the backseat of the car:

Someday soon Mama and Daddy are going to die, and then we can do whatever we want!

Saturday, February 08, 2014

Go, Hawks!

The Seattle Times published this piece I wrote this week in defense of football fans, skipping school, and busting your own eardrums. It's in the print copy of the paper today (Saturday) and online for all eternity—or until the internet breaks down under the weight of So. Much. Porn.