Friday, September 09, 2011

The tossing of cookies

Just a little update: am no longer not barfing. Have not been not barfing for a few weeks now. Still, it’s not nearly as bad as last time around, in part because I now know to eat constantly, in part because I have a stash of drugs to take to stop the barfing once it starts, and in part because EVERY PREGNANCY IS, apparently, DIFFERENT! Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Word on the street is that I'm having a boy. Apparently boys are less nauseating than girls—until you start trying to date them.

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