Dr. Husband: Nobody does it like Sara Lee.
Me: You know, when I was growing up, I always wondered whether it was “Nobody does it like Sara Lee” or “Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.”
Dr. Husband, in a tone that says, obviously, people: It’s “Nobody does it like.”
Me: Yeah, well. I thought the double negative was weird, but whatever.
Dr. Husband: Silly.
Me: I was twelve.
Today has been slightly more exciting. I took the baby to meet a friend for coffee, and first Dan Savage told me he loved my baby.
Then the guy who started The Onion
Then—and this is the best part—as I was stopped at a red light on the way home a Sara Lee truck drove by. The side of it read: “Nobody Doesn’t Like Sara Lee.”