Dr. Husband: Nobody does it like Sara Lee.
Me: You know, when I was growing up, I always wondered whether it was “Nobody does it like Sara Lee” or “Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.”
Dr. Husband, in a tone that says, obviously, people: It’s “Nobody does it like.”
Me: Yeah, well. I thought the double negative was weird, but whatever.
Dr. Husband: Silly.
Me: I was twelve.
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Today has been slightly more exciting. I took the baby to meet a friend for coffee, and first Dan Savage told me he loved my baby.
Then the guy who started The Onion
Then—and this is the best part—as I was stopped at a red light on the way home a Sara Lee truck drove by. The side of it read: “Nobody Doesn’t Like Sara Lee.”
Did you know Sara Lee also owns Kiwi shoe polish?
ReplyDeleteDo they also own J.Crew, the Gap, Pottery Barn, and Gymboree?
ReplyDeleteWhere do you meet your friends for coffee? The Secret Cool Funny Literary Hang-Out Lair?
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