Maternity Wedding Dress Shopping Expedition No. 2

I ordered a maternity wedding dress online today from one of those godawful maternity stores that prides itself on being stylish but is about as fashion-forward as the plus-size department at Sears. On a positive note, this place actually sells maternity wedding dresses—a rarity, it turns out. Of the two options, both were on sale and only one was too hideous to consider. There’s a chance that the one I ordered will make me look like a pregnant albino mermaid, but there’s a chance it will work. For $200 I had to try. The other dress that I like is handmade by a local designer and runs $1600—before alternations. That’s a lot of onesies.